# Apparently there’s a lion on the loose:
# Meanwhile [yes, I’ve been drinking], you know I go to garden centres on Sundays? Well, you knew this all along but I didn’t. The food side is big business now. Supplied by local produce, it costs a mint, of course but it is better than anything in the supermarkets.
Cuts of beef, Yorkshire Brack, this garlic chutney, better than any I’ve tasted, ten varieties of Lindt chocolate, best beef cuts and so on and so on. I could have spent a hundred quid last Sunday but didn’t. Damn.
And they’ve got clever – the better ones have a lady of a certain age who is there but doesn’t come up to help but if you ask dot dot dot. And the clotted cream is the best … and the extra strawberry. But the brack is too much to resist.
Just had a roast meal now, with my special chips [should patent them], added more than a dob of this chutney and it went through the roof.…