Show us yer tits

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When I was 13, I was looking at an old Penthouse out behind school and Dale Aiken said, “This is nothing. When you’re married, you get to see your wife’s tits anytime you want.” This seemed too good to be true.

Twenty-eight years later, with a wife and two kids, I can attest that it is. This morning I asked my wife to show me her tits, and without looking up from the paper she said a very curt, “No.” When I said, “You have to show me them. You’re my wife,” she didn’t even respond.

I thought getting married was going to be like having a live-in sex slave, but it’s just as hard picking up chicks at home as it was in the clubs.

Puerile?  Moi?

4 comments for “Show us yer tits

  1. JD
    March 24, 2012 at 15:34

    Chuckles, what did you expect?

    When you get married you walk up the AISLE, stand at the ALTAR and you sing a HYMN and this gives the bride her cue – “I’ll alter him!”
    🙂

  2. Chuckles
    March 24, 2012 at 19:15

    JD,

    To quote an Amerrikun fella, ‘Don’t stretch yer calico on my account sister, mah weakness is liquor.’

  3. March 24, 2012 at 21:39

    “I asked my wife to show me her tits”

    Aaahh – true romance still lives.

  4. March 29, 2012 at 09:06

    No female comments today? Strange. Where are Moggsy and Cherie when we need them? Or Twilight?

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