Show us yer tits

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When I was 13, I was looking at an old Penthouse out behind school and Dale Aiken said, “This is nothing. When you’re married, you get to see your wife’s tits anytime you want.” This seemed too good to be true.

Twenty-eight years later, with a wife and two kids, I can attest that it is. This morning I asked my wife to show me her tits, and without looking up from the paper she said a very curt, “No.” When I said, “You have to show me them. You’re my wife,” she didn’t even respond.

I thought getting married was going to be like having a live-in sex slave, but it’s just as hard picking up chicks at home as it was in the clubs.

Puerile?  Moi?

4 Responses to “Show us yer tits”

  1. JD March 24, 2012 at 15:34 Permalink

    Chuckles, what did you expect?

    When you get married you walk up the AISLE, stand at the ALTAR and you sing a HYMN and this gives the bride her cue – “I’ll alter him!”
    :)

  2. Chuckles March 24, 2012 at 19:15 Permalink

    JD,

    To quote an Amerrikun fella, ‘Don’t stretch yer calico on my account sister, mah weakness is liquor.’

  3. A K Haart March 24, 2012 at 21:39 Permalink

    “I asked my wife to show me her tits”

    Aaahh – true romance still lives.

  4. James Higham March 29, 2012 at 09:06 Permalink

    No female comments today? Strange. Where are Moggsy and Cherie when we need them? Or Twilight?

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