Very punny, ha-de-ha-ha [4]

#  I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

#  Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

#  Velcro, what a rip off!

#  A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

#  Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

#  The earthquake in Washington was obviously the government’s fault.

#  Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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