Pfizer press release

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon  be  available in  liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a   power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be  possible  for a man to  literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can  no longer call this  a soft drink, and it gives  new meaning to the names  of ‘cocktails’,  ‘highballs’ and
just a  good old-fashioned ‘stiff  drink’.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This  means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly  population with  perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no  recollection of what to  do with them.

However. Also click pic.

4 Responses to “Pfizer press release”

  1. angus dei August 29, 2012 at 10:27 Permalink

    Already there-apart from the perky boobs…

  2. James August 29, 2012 at 11:01 Permalink

    Pure Genius

  3. Seaside Sourpuss August 29, 2012 at 12:53 Permalink

    Already there, lacking both the perky boobs and other upstanding parts. I do how ever have……..erm…..whatsit………what do you call it………..dammit……….the thingy, you know the thingy that stops you remembering the name of the thingy.

  4. Chuckles August 29, 2012 at 14:00 Permalink

    But think of how many interesting new people you meet every day.

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