Tax return

I finally received my tax return for 2011 back from the South African Tax Department . It puzzles me!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”

I replied: “8 million illegal immigrants; 1,5 million drug dealers, nearly a million people in overcrowded prisons, 234 members of Parliament and a useless President with 5 wives 25 children.”

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I keep asking myself – who TF did I miss out? I’m really becoming forgetful in my old age…!!!!

2 Responses to “Tax return”

  1. wiggiatlarge August 21, 2012 at 09:05 Permalink

    No doubt a less colorful version could be adapted for use here.

  2. James Higham August 21, 2012 at 09:40 Permalink

    Appears to be universal.

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