Whilst the rest of the known Universe ponders the very strange events in France, Inspector Gadget is there, quick as a flash, to point out how terribly dashing the Gendarmes look, with their sunglasses, tasers and combat trousers tucked into their boots.
Which only goes to prove the old saying, clothes do not maketh the man. Regardless of their snazzy shades, tantalizing tazers and trousers tucked into
socks boots, the Gendarme have proven they can still fuck it right up, just as good as the next copper*.
Perhaps, next year, the Gendarme could have some discrete but decorous heat sensing equipment strapped to their belts.
*Having said that it only took them 8hrs not 8 days to find this particular young lady, must have been the Government issue Raybans wot done it.