In these serious times when the Paris Hiltons, Kim Kardashians, Nick Cleggs, Barry Soetoros, Vince Cables and other people of gravitas are held up as our icons, here’s an equally serious innovation so that you never have to think where you’re walking again.
After all, we remember what happened to poor Peaches, do we not? Think how this new invention would help her to never drop the baby again.
“I was commissioned by the Global Footprint project in Northamptonshire, a place famous for shoe making, to create some shoes. I decided to make a pair of shoes that can navigate you to anywhere you wish to travel to.”
Yes folks, it’s the:
The GPS shoe:
Dig those crazy orange laces and trim.