Shorter version this week – just as caustic.
If someone keeps mobiling when they’re with me, that’s the last I’ll have to do with them. If you’re with someone, you give him or her your attention.
Carla Bruni tells French first lady Valerie Trierweiler to stop co-habiting with Francois Hollande and become a ‘legitimate wife’
Love it. Pot-kettle-kettle-pot. Agree though.
Where do these people come from – Mars?
4. Bill Quango made an interesting statement:
When I started to look at blogs I was quite surprised to find there seemed to be a large number of people who didn’t own a Television. This seemed..well..weird. Like not owning a phone. Or a microwave. Or a bed.
Er … I have none of those things either. I do have a phone, that’s true but it’s not plugged in. All I ever get is harrassed so I thought – why bother? Email and Skype cover me with people I know and trust.
You all keep snug and warm now. If I can’t bring you good news, then make some for yourself – have a hot toddy and good cheer.