The Royal Preggers quiz

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1. Diana had morning sickness with William and Kate does through William as well. Is this because:

a. Welf and Stewart don’t mix
b. William’s tadger malfunction
c. It’s the devil’s spawn

2. Pippa’s bottom does not appear to feature this time round. Is this because:

a. She’s still sulking over her book sales
b. The royal bottom has actually expanded as a result
c. She’s too busy tying the Harry knot

3. The saturation coverage will be great because:

a. It p***es off so many anti-royalists
b. It’s the only way to hide a plethora of under-the-radar legislation
c. It takes the mind off the end of the world

4. Charles’s interview answer will be:

a. They’ve been practising for long enough
b. Stuff the baby – will I ever get to be king
c. Wondered why she was in the nuddy over there

5. This pregnancy will be a salutary lesson to:

a. Harry, for his antics with cheap women
b. Koo Stark on how to secure a prince early
c. Anti-royalists who thought they’d killed all this off

2 Responses to “The Royal Preggers quiz”

  1. A K Haart December 4, 2012 at 15:50 Permalink

    It’s a,b and c for all five questions.

  2. banned December 5, 2012 at 00:37 Permalink

    Radio 2 was awash with lesbian republicans* today all wanting ro share their views about the happy event, can’t imagine why.

    *I say ‘republicans’ but really they were just anti-monarchy though none had anything to say about what better system might replace the Royals. For the record I like knowing who will be Head Of State (barring revolution) decades in advance.

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