Doing the rounds just now

Research shows that there  are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st  kind of sex is called: Smurf  Sex. *This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and  you have sex until you are blue in the  face.

The 2nd kind of sex is  called: Kitchen Sex. *This is when you have  been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.  *This is when you  have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally – and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway  Sex   *This is when you have  been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say, ‘F***  you.’

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex*Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The  6th kind is called Courtroom  Sex*This is when you cannot stand your wife/ husband any more. He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of  everyone.

And; last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension  Sex.  *You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

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5 Responses to “Doing the rounds just now”

  1. JD January 19, 2013 at 17:09 Permalink

    that looks like a modern version of the seven ages of man
    :)

  2. CherryPie January 20, 2013 at 01:18 Permalink

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    I think that is probably a good thing ;-)

  3. Amfortas January 20, 2013 at 08:25 Permalink

    How about a list for homosexuals. They use the ‘bathroom’ too, I understand from many police reports.

  4. James Higham January 20, 2013 at 09:00 Permalink

    Ouch.

  5. liz January 22, 2013 at 19:12 Permalink

    Perhaps those at stage 7 need to get themselves better partners!

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