Mammary whisky

gwhiskyThe Daily Caller has an unusual one:

You haven’t truly lived until you have tasted premium liquor that was first dribbled down the bare chest of an international Playboy model.

Since not everyone is lucky enough to do this on a nightly basis, German liquor company G-Spirits has created limited-edition bottles of whiskey, vodka and rum that all go through one very special step before bottling:

Each drop of liquor is poured down the bare breasts of a naked model before it’s packaged for your imbibing pleasure.

Seriously.

Makers Mark take note

9 Responses to “Mammary whisky”

  1. Amfortas February 15, 2013 at 21:24 Permalink

    Och mon ! Ye canna let the dram anywhoorrr near plastic. !

  2. A K Haart February 15, 2013 at 21:38 Permalink

    Picking up minute flakes of skin, dead bacteria, skin oils and traces of perfume from their shower gel.

    What’s not to like?

  3. ivan February 15, 2013 at 22:30 Permalink

    A K H, thought about leaving a comment on your site but don’t do open id and try to keep away from google login unless absolutely necessary. Was going to say try a different modem/router in place of the BT home hub.

    As for the topic here I’ve always thought whisky is very overrated unless you want to get blotto fast but then vodka would be better for that. ;)

  4. Ian Hills February 15, 2013 at 23:05 Permalink

    Pity it’s a gay model.

  5. Furor Teutonicus February 16, 2013 at 03:23 Permalink

    XX German liquor company G-Spirits has created limited-edition bottles of whiskey, vodka and rum that all go through one very special step before bottling: XX

    Nooooo! I don’t care WHO’s tit it was dribbled down, one thing we Germans can NOT make is “dark” spirits (Vodkas are O.K).

    Believe me, I have tried them all, and they are ALL crap. Imagine drinking soething with the texture of cod liver oil, and the after taste of yacht varnish!

    Go for an O.V.D or a Lambs Navy every time!

  6. Mark February 16, 2013 at 08:12 Permalink

    I wonder if there are health risks from standing under a booze shower.

    And reflecting on the process, I wonder where the product trickles dowen to before they collect it.

  7. James Higham February 16, 2013 at 10:46 Permalink

    You’re getting her perspiration in there for a start, any oils or other chemicals she has in her skin plus, as you say, it might depend where it is collected from.

    Personally, together with FT’s description of the whisky anyway, it seems one to steer clear of.

  8. Amfortas February 16, 2013 at 11:49 Permalink

    It is sexist. And misandric. It is designed around the sexist, misandric assumption that men would be daft enough to buy a drink just because it has been dribbled on a naked woman. She should go and get a real job, pouring concrete or collecting rubbish bins. With appropriate clothing on.

    It is also an insult to Scotsmen.

  9. Leg-iron February 17, 2013 at 23:03 Permalink

    So… it’s a dreadful whisky with some wench’s skin-peel treatment dissolved in it?

    Methinks I will stick to the Scottish whiskies, without added boob.

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