What is it with reptiles today?
First I see some commenter at the Wail was roundly red-arrowed for saying “another little reptile” was coming into the world at the charge-like-a-wounded-bull hospital – is it called the Lido?
Then, in passing Frank Davis’s place, I saw “poisonous little reptile” and thought he might have been referring to me so checked it out. Actually, he was referring to John Redwood on the smoking ban.
Then I stopped off at Julia’s on the way and she’s on about reptiles too:
Annie Cox, 53, was woken up by her terrified son who was sweating and white in the face.
She said: “First I told him to clear off. I thought he’d been on drugs or he’d been drinking heavily.”
As you do…
She then proceeds with her reptile tale.