Mr Potato Head slags off Osborne and still denies the Labour Govt did anything wrong, why oh why does anyone ever vote for any of them?
Something more pleasant:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port…
Higham, commenting on that
Baroness Lane-Fox of Soho has talked of her discomfort that the internet is made by humans who have a penis. The former Martha Lane Fox, CBE, told the Radio Academy’s Radio Festival in Salford that she felt uneasy “that something that is now fundamental, like the water, for everybody’s daily life has been entirely produced by men.”
Alas, she’s right. Unlike Cuban cigars, which according to legend are rolled on the thighs of (female) virgins, internet packets arrive through a brutal, phallus-dominated patriarchy. It’s enough to make anyone queasy.
Martha Lane Fox is a niece of the sixth Marquess of Anglesey (her great-aunt Felicity Lane Fox was once also Baroness Lane-Fox), and was appointed to the House of Lords a year ago – a stunning riches-to-riches story.
What’s that point midway between apoplexy and foaming at the mouth? That’s where I am on this bint.
There we all were yesterday, happily ruining bread in a bread machine designed to eliminate human error, ladies were coming in and offering expert advice, and the chapses too and everyone was having a grand old time – all working in together.
Along comes this Princess Fox and men responsible for all the bad in the world, ruining the internet for girls and here we go again. Lady Parachutee and her carping mental illness. Best I stop before calling her something worse than silly cow.
Silly privileged cow?
And I’m not going to say one more word about females, especially the young, being allowed to be in charge of powerful vehicles, endangering other road users:
Former TOWIE star Amy Childs says she is ‘lucky to be alive’ after rolling her Range Rover worth £140k (though £80k of that was for her WE11 JEL number plate)
Nor am I going to mention the need for new laws on hands-free driving whilst on mobile phones and powdering the nose whilst thinking oneself omnipotent and the perfect multi-tasker, claiming they’re safer drivers.
Nope, I’m going to enjoy the day instead. Make another loaf of bread, build the boat. Maybe a couple more:
Australia’s first female PM Julie Gillard reveals the sexism and misogyny she faced on her rise to the top
Yes, you criminal [union funds affair] – you do need to listen to him about your blatant misandry. Eff off, Gillard, you were drummed out for a reason.
What an ingrate. Nurtured by this country and repays us with this. Eff off and never darken our internet again. And take that Fox creature with you – have a nice coffee or something and discuss how bad we all are.
What’s her name again? Caroline something? Who in his or her right mind would vote for such a person? Who would vote for anyone from the left? Politicians are bad enough without being socialist as well.