1. But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near.
2. Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
3. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
4. I’m all in favour of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.
5. He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
6. All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
7. The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
a. Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821), brandy distiller
b. Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959), featured in a Simon and Garfunkel song
c. Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), gin producer
d. Andrew Marvell (1621-1678), founder of Marvell Comics
e. Samuel Johnson (1709-1784), grandfather of and mentor to Boris
f. Friedrich von Schiller (1759-1805), forerunner of the internet troll and a certain law firm
g. H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916), Japanese beverage producer