1. We’re from the govt and we’re here to help you:

2. United Launch Alliance to consider cut-backs ?

3. Oh the irony:

The UK’s Government Digital Service – the Whitehall body responsible for transforming government IT – is having problems paying staff because of, er, technical issues.

4. You wanna watch tele in a picture frame on the wall?

Me neither, although haiku is quite taken with it.

5. Is this man an arch hypocrite or is that just me being unfair?

“I feel as if I should be called Lancelot or something,” he said. “Sir Lancelot would be nice. Sir Billy does not have the same ring. I don’t know if you get invited to the Round Table. I don’t know anything about it.”

6. Oh FFS:

Lucky 7. Why Dilbert dislikes FB and Twitter:

[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

2 comments for “Monday

  1. dearieme
    June 19, 2017 at 17:00

    #5: he’s a luvvy, so my expectations would be low. In his defence I cite the following, m’Lud.

    Obsequious interviewer: “Do you still consider yourself working class, Billy?”

    Billy: “Are you mad? I eat mushrooms at breakfast.”

  2. June 19, 2017 at 17:41

    Well done Sir Billy. Even Court Jesters can earn the tap and slap. Nowt wrong with a Knighthood for those who deserve it, considering all those that have one and don’t. Heck, I have two m’self !

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