1. This might be a satire in the tradition of Defoe’s The Shortest Way with the Dissenters  but then again … it might not be:
2. You did see this about your 50ps, didn’t you?
You too could be a rich person.
3. I don’t do many language posts as I’m worn out with a working life of it [long time readers will know that’s just setting-up for a post coming up later]:
4. Speaking of language:
5. Not even going to waste more than a line and a half on this Whittaker bint as Doctor Whoette.
[H/T Chuckles and haiku]