Grandpa said you would show me what really happened to Chicken Licken.
Kill or be killed, darling, that’s today’s life lesson.
And that’s all that’s left of Daddy.
“Would you like to see the turkey baster that brought you?”
“And when you grow up, dear, you’ll have to pluck, shave and wax it every day, until it looks like this”.
Nobody’s mentioned the tartan yet. Clearly not Scots.
“We’ll make a carnivore out of you yet, Virginia, now we’ve got you out of the clutches of that transgender, vegan school.”
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