End of the world today

Hope you’ve prepared for it:


Of course, we don’t get the eclipse in the UK but nevertheless, it’s enough for Nibiru to zap us all out around 18:00 onwards BST because if America gets it, then the world also gets it – that’s an article of faith in America:


However, some maintain it’s September 23rd, not today:


It can’t be both and it’s clear what’s going on here. The Americans will end today and we’ll end September 23rd – simple.

3 comments for “End of the world today

  1. August 21, 2017 at 16:42

    Classic City lies a mere hour’s distance from totality, yet it still should be a good show.
    Alas, if I thought ahead to find some photographic paper, I could break out the old homemade pinhole camera to document the event.

  2. dearieme
    August 21, 2017 at 21:52

    What a fuss it all is. Is there anyone who hasn’t seen darkness before?

  3. August 21, 2017 at 22:15

    Just left a tweet: Tomorrows headline: POTUS and half of America blind, doctors blame faulty glasses.

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