Can’t think of anything better:
1. Extremely high biodiversity, vast majority live in northern cities, drastic increases in poverty, disease, child mortality, malnutrition, and crime, globally it seeks a “multi-polar” world, a person is murdered every 21 minutes.
2. Now also third world, history of demagogues and destruction, lost all its colonies, currently being overrun, even as the leadership wants to take over the world again, PMI numbers show output continue to shrink.
3. Drinking from its river will give you bilharzia, protests can occur at any time but most often on Fridays, westerners killed, raped and sexually assaulted in crowds [Gov.UK warning] UN estimate road accidents 16,000 deaths in 2011.
4. Much petty crime, likely terror attacks, PCist government, healthcare exorbitant cost, active earthquake zone, forest fires, tornadoes, one coast has a danger of tsunamis, multiculturalism official in 1971.
5. Gangs include children, must pay ‘Rovinieta’ to use roads, low terrorist threat, visited by Farage, homosexuality not welcome, largely a cash economy, based on services, producer and net exporter of machines and electric energy.
6. Beloved of lefty hippies, Kusundas oldest people, slavery abolished in 1924, 1996 civil war, five climatic zones, half the working-age population under or unemployed, foreign aid from UK, few natural resources and poor infrastructure.
7. UK first country recognizing independence, ebola an issue, corruption endemic at every level, highest ratio of foreign direct investment to GDP in the world, second-largest maritime registry in the world behind Panama.