Try these

1. The xxxx is the only mammal that can’t jump.
2. A “xxxx” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
3. 111,111,111 squared = xxxx
4. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “xxxx.”
5. The last letter added to the English alphabet wasn’t Z — it was xxxx.
6. An xxxx is someone who gives opinions on topics he/she knows nothing about,
7. If xxxx million people held hands, they could encircle the equator.

10 comments for “Try these

  1. Distant Relative
    March 19, 2018 at 18:39

    J[5]ust a jiffy[2] coz there’s more than one mammal that can’t jump.[1] Sloths, hippos and elephants can’t.
    Ultracrepidarians[6] with dodgy quiz questions 😛

  2. Chuckles
    March 19, 2018 at 18:47

    1. White Men.
    2. Ohnosecond.
    3. Eleventyleven times eleventyleven = el Camino Bignum.
    4. Jason Voorhees
    5. French.
    6. Womyn
    7. And if they were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

  3. The Blocked Dwarf
    March 19, 2018 at 18:59

    6. A “Boris Johnson” .

  4. dearieme
    March 19, 2018 at 19:01

    1. The xxxx is the only mammal that can’t jump.
    Why must you mock disability?

    2. A “xxxx” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
    No it bloody isn’t.

    3. 111,111,111 squared = xxxx
    Huge

    4. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “xxxx.”
    Boring start.

    5. The last letter added to the English alphabet wasn’t Z — it was xxxx.
    At last, an interesting one. Was it J? K?

    6. An xxxx is someone who gives opinions on topics he/she knows nothing about.
    A Hawking.

    7. If xxxx million people held hands, they could encircle the equator.
    I’d like to teach the world to sing, warble, warble, …..

  5. March 19, 2018 at 19:33

    DR – 5, 2, 1, 6 right.
    Ch – good to see him applying himself
    BD – very close
    DM – 5 right, 6 was Hawkings

    1. The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump.
    2. A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
    3. 111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
    4. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.”
    5. The last letter added to the English alphabet wasn’t Z — it was the letter J.
    6. An ultracrepidarian is someone who gives opinions on topics he/she knows nothing about,
    7. If 33 million people held hands, they could encircle the equator.

    Garn – disagree with that if you dare!

    Boring start.

    Wait for Thursday – you ain’t seen nuffink yet.

    • Distant Relative
      March 19, 2018 at 19:37

      I already did! 🙂 See no.1 re your effalump myth.

      • March 19, 2018 at 19:39

        Too slothlike.

        with dodgy quiz questions

        U boyz is cruella. Going away to sob half the night.

    • FrankH
      March 20, 2018 at 07:06

      7. …and half of them would drown, innit. 🙁

      • Chuckles
        March 20, 2018 at 09:44

        70%

        • Distant Relative
          March 20, 2018 at 10:14

          All together now “I’d like to teach the world to swim, warble, warble…”

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