Katrina and the Waves, 1997, the UK’s last half decent song and she wasn’t even British, she was a Czech German from America:
This year’s choices are dire – first a South African township female:
Fine as the South African ANC entry, with Cyril on drums. She didn’t win though, showing the shocking racism and ageism of the British.
The winner was some lesbian from Essex with a dyke cut. One day they might just choose a normal, non-dysfunctional male from Manchester singing a proper song, as Katrina did but until then, there is this:
Clearly one to miss, especially if that Norton is commentating. Just to finish up, our worst entry ever, from 2003 – nul points for a benefit fraudster single mother:
One wag wrote that we didn’t deserve nul points, we deserved to be booted out of the competition. LOL.