First off, your shoes must be right, before anything involving character or behaviour, so here are your $850 platform crocs:
Of course, the second most important thing is to remain a lady:
Don’t bother your head about who the father is or is not, the third important thing, after applying for single mother benefits, is which of the three genders or more your child will be:
And finally, you’re going to need some cash, so if you can bring down a white man as well in the process, you’ve done well. Make cry rape a lucrative art form:
Think that just about covers it.
[H/T Chuckles and haiku]