Tuesday too

1. The woman turned out to be what we suspected:

2. The manager at Holland & Barrett threw a bottle of high-quality Omega 3 at me when I called him an idiot. I suffered super fish oil injuries.

3. Would hae been better by frog:


4. Of course, they’re the problem themselves:


5. Last but not least, May’s false mantras:

[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

2 comments for “Tuesday too

  1. The Blocked Dwarf
    September 18, 2018 at 16:14

    5. Who knows maybe after the ritual humiliation of being allowed to be the after dinner comedy sketch at the EU leaders summit will focus her attention on finding an alternative to Chequers. That’s the hope….

    Even the Daily Express isn’t trying to pretend that it will be a meeting among equals to discuss Brexit. She’ll be allowed to address them , with no questions, and then they will get back to discussing important stuff and she will be sent back to the scullery incase she get ideas above her station.

    Was Maggie cremated? I ask because the Germans have a fairy tale about King Frederick Barbarossa not being dead but merely asleep under a mountain and who will awaken in time of grave national peril.

  2. September 18, 2018 at 21:25

    Maybe Barbara Ann:


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