1. The woman turned out to be what we suspected:
2. The manager at Holland & Barrett threw a bottle of high-quality Omega 3 at me when I called him an idiot. I suffered super fish oil injuries.
3. Would hae been better by frog:
4. Of course, they’re the problem themselves:
5. Last but not least, May’s false mantras:
[H/T Chuckles and haiku]