1. At least Vlad hasn’t got into the impaling yet:
2. They say it as if it’s a bad thing:
3. Here’s what you need for that last holiday in September:
Covered wagon time.
4. They’re just envious of those Aussies:
Ben Stokes and Alex Hales have been charged with bringing the game into disrepute by the England and Wales Cricket Board following an incident outside a Bristol nightclub.
They play indoor night matches now, do they?
5. Last but not least, this one went right over my head:
[H/T Chuckles and haiku]