The Great French Mustache Strike of 1907

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Where mustaches ranked among their demands likely varied from waiter to waiter, but the uprising captivated France, where the mustache had made the man for generations. The country had, at last, been forced to confront a classist injustice that had long been festering right under its nose.

Speaking personally, the moustache and that other monstrosity, the Mungo Jerry sideburns, are excrescences to be eschewed.

The real man wears a cropped goatee – most distinguished.

4 comments for “The Great French Mustache Strike of 1907

  1. October 11, 2018 at 12:06

    Goatees are only for men with no chin

  2. Mark Matis
    October 11, 2018 at 13:33

    As I understand it, a mustache is nothing more than a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker.

  3. Twisted Root
    October 11, 2018 at 16:38

    Not nearly as offensive as the American spelling.

  4. October 11, 2018 at 17:53

    I make no comment. Shtum’s the word.

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