1. Don’t you just love these swirly-whirly map thingies?;3;1&l=radar

2. Don’t want to keep bashing them … but we’re going to:

3. Oh my goodness, never thought of it before – kill your kitty with PC:

4. And in a similar vein – your intersectionality test:

Never let it be said that we don’t cater here for your bats*** crazy feminazi tendencies.

5. You might like this one:

6. This is obviously important, still working out how:

7. Last but not least, one more on our favourite topic:

[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

11 comments for “Monday

  1. December 3, 2018 at 09:02

    I have a 20 intersectionality score. That means 53% of you bastards are more priviledged than I am. Where’s my cash ??

    • Distant Relative
      December 6, 2018 at 17:01

      Apparently related to this Theoretical High Energy Physics.
      And the doings at CERN.

      Somebody is messing with us. Not sure if they have good or bad intentions. Let’s hope it is the former…..
      Info came from the Q anon diggers on 8chan and twitter.

  2. Bill
    December 3, 2018 at 10:04

    The lady the BBC in its divine wisdom ‘interviewed’ for its story is Joanna Farr
    A quick google brought me to instagram where she runs a few accounts.
    She say she is a vegan Animal rights activist.
    Magic her cat has been vegan since 2011.
    “Magic The Vegan Cat
    An account devoted to Magic, a vegan cat.
    Vegan est: 8th October 2011.”

    Dexter her dog is an old hand vegan.
    “Dexter The Vegan Dog
    #Vegan since 24.12.09.”

    Message to killer asteroid “We are over here on the blue marble.”

    • Distant Relative
      December 3, 2018 at 10:55

      Message to killer asteroid β€œWe are over here on the blue marble.”

      Correction: Message to killer asteroid “He (Bill) is over there->……”

      Enough of your death wishes! I for one intend to see how this plays out whilst still alive and kicking on Planet Earth! πŸ™‚

      This Too Farr woman – is she related to the bozo who stormed a steak resto mouthing off on veganism? That one’s father runs a meat company. πŸ™‚

      I can just see my dogs looking forward to Vegan Doggy Dins – not!

      • Bill
        December 3, 2018 at 15:44

        Shh don’t tell anyone but there isn’t a killer asteroid lurking around, they don’t exist. Perhaps I should switch to ‘beam me up Scotty’.

        Mind I know vegan cats and dogs don’t exist but god help the cretins that subject a carnivore to death by a thousand plants when some newer cretin begins activist type advocating for plants after all they are living things too.

        • Distant Relative
          December 3, 2018 at 18:17

          She obviously cares not one jot about the additional methane from foggy darts. πŸ™‚

          • December 3, 2018 at 18:30

            Quite right but let’s face it – who does care about methane?

          • Distant Relative
            December 3, 2018 at 18:51

            Trust me, you would in this instance!

  3. Bill
    December 3, 2018 at 18:49

    Well the climate change religionistas certainly don’t give a flying duck about methane. The target they have been given is carbon dioxide and the thick duckers don’t seem to realise they are sources of carbon dioxide.
    Much like remainers that won’t move into the EU even those this place is descending into Armageddon next March, the climate religionistas don’t seem too keen on doing the planet a favour and offing themselves.

    Ha and sources of methane and water vapour. Notorious greehouse ‘gases’.

    • December 3, 2018 at 19:10

      …the climate religionistas don’t seem too keen on doing the planet a favour and offing themselves…

      Lots of nutrients in β€˜em the soil could do with.

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