1. Another of these maps again:

2. Nothing better to do I suppose:

3. Getting kinky:

4. Is your loo as plush?

5. Heart truly bleeds:

6. Dear Diary:

My friends asked me to go camping today.
So I made as list of things I’ll need……

1) New Friends.

7. Last but not least, yes?  What?

[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

7 comments for “Monday

  1. April 15, 2019 at 13:58

    Plush loo. Any other colours, or is that the best blend?

    The roll holder needs moving forward.

  2. dearieme
    April 15, 2019 at 14:44

    #1: the Outer Hebrides and Shetland use a variant of Caesar? That must have been a while ago. And yet Caithness didn’t. Nor the West Highlands.

    I can’t even work out whether the map refers to an old Norse dialect for those areas, or Gaelic. But Shetland never spoke Gaelic, so presumably it’s an Old Norse dialect.

    It might help me if the writing on the map were legible to my old eyes.

  3. April 15, 2019 at 14:56

    Ctrl + might make it so.

    • dearieme
      April 15, 2019 at 19:21


  4. Doonhamer
    April 15, 2019 at 22:57

    Loo seat.
    How do you get your hand round to wipe your arse?
    And where are you supposed to rest your i-pad?

  5. Penseivat
    April 16, 2019 at 09:23

    You can rest your iPad on the food tray that comes out of the arm rest.
    Agree about the toilet roll. Would placing it inside the other arm rest help, I wonder? At least, it would keep the Marmite off the sheets!

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