Tuesday too

1. There are songs for all occasions:

Carrie Symonds is set to avoid Boris’ big photocall when he takes the keys to 10 Downing Street but will then move in after he has visited Queen

Is that what they call innuendo?  Wimmin never cease to amaze. Actually, about this song:

It’s a Willie Dixon song, made popular by Howlin’ Wolf and in the south at that time, it did not mean what that girl thinks it does; it means a man who sleeps with other men’s wives when they’re not around.

But there’s a twist – the song mentions making it at midnight. Therefore, where’s hubby? I think you can guess.

2. As JRM says – the left have zero sense of humour, except for smut – Maitlis, Garroway, Hislop, that man with Garroway – what is wrong with these offence takers?  Katie H explained it one day – it’s an English word … ‘banter’:

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1156256/ITV-Good-Morning-Britain-Jacob-Rees-Mogg-Kate-Garraway-Brexit-EU-Boris-Johnson-itv

3.  Our way or the highway:

https://www.thedrive.com/tech/29089/tesla-enters-whistleblower-hell

4.  Just radiates authority, doesn’t he?

https://nypost.com/2019/07/22/baltimores-new-deputy-police-commissioner-gets-mugged-at-gunpoint/

5.  The crew have emailed this message for Macheath:

6.  But then how would we bung wodges to the right people?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/07/21/need-bonfire-regulatory-quangos-eating-away-democracy/

7.  Modern life:

[H/T Chuckles]

1 comment for “Tuesday too

  1. Doonhamer
    July 23, 2019 at 21:21

    That Deputy Police Commissioner sure looks scarey.
    Maybe they should not have used his school photograph.
    And he’s married? Jings, crivvens, help ma Boab!

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