1. Just how has she escaped prison so far, also Hewitt and Harbag?

2. An idea – what thinkest thou?

Should candidates forfeit their salary for time spent campaigning?

3. Wot – both of them?

4. Lycra louts:

5. 5G – the extinction event:

6. The last line should be vigorously underscored:

7. History lesson:

8. Finally, #BuyHeck:

[H/T Chuckles, haiku and @JohnH_Sheffield]