Monday

1. Documentary, not a comedy programme:

2. Headchef on Twitter:

The least British city run by a Mayor who has a British passport is responsible for failing to tackle a crime wave that’s inflating UK crime stats. London has 18% of the total murders and 11% of the popn. meaning there are 63% more murders in London than the national average…

In response to:

Over 100 people have died on his watch and he cries that his name is pronounced wrong!

I can pronounce ‘deport the bstd’ just fine.

3. These are my guys in the political arena just now:

Huge applause as Richard Tice raises prospect of ‘legal action’ against Bercow at rally

4. At the time of putting this up, the article could not be reached, kept getting error messages:

Anti-Child Rape Gang Activist and Street Organiser Tommy Robinson Released From Prison – Tommy Robinson has been released from Britain’s maximum security jail after a nine-week sentence that arose from him filming the faces of rape gang suspects outside of court.

5. Hmmmm:

6. Observed:

Marcher: Do people just study geography so that they can become geography teachers and keep the cycle going?

Badassday: No. It also supports the leather elbow patch industry.

7. Nice:

[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

4 comments for “Monday

  1. dearieme
    September 16, 2019 at 10:23

    #5: I read a piece saying that the blades get coated with dead insects, thus attracting birds and bats. That explains why the turbines kill large numbers of birds and bats.

    I presume the ground around them should therefore attract large numbers of scavengers?

    • Distant Relative
      September 16, 2019 at 11:17

      I presume the ground around them should therefore attract large numbers of scavengers?

      Yep, that’d be the local farmers that get €7,000 a year for each eolian they allow on their land.

  2. September 16, 2019 at 11:57

    🙂

  3. Doonhamer
    September 16, 2019 at 12:55

    #1. Not a comedy. Not a documentary.
    An Open University course.
    For Senior Civil Service advisors.

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