Pre-election [3]

24. Two blogs to check out today

23. Speaking of trannies…

… which a reader did this morning, well yes, it’s designed to destroy family, is it not? Yet another nail in the coffin.

As the Spectator’s James Kirkup revealed, transgender activists attack parental rights by getting ahead of the government agenda, tying their issue to more popular movements to create a “veil of protection,” and working in secret to “keep press coverage to a minimum.” In this way, they use their status as a minority to manipulate the government into enacting policies that would be opposed by the majority.

Dentons, which claims to be the world’s biggest law firm, crafted the report, working with Thomson Reuters Foundation and the International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer and Intersex Youth & Student Organization (IGLYO). Both Dentons and the Thomson Reuters Foundation claim the document does not necessarily represent their views, but they helped draft it, nonetheless.

This has been the case with every world agenda rolled out so far – get ahead of any legislation via the silly modern woman’s mind and the in-place heads and teachers, plus the deep captcha media/entertainment and there it is.

Cue the thought police whose only policing these days is thoughts and the circle is closed.

22. Miss Universe is a rubbish title

24th March 1927: American actress Joan Crawford (1904 – 1977) enjoys a picnic on the beach with fellow actress Dorothy Sebastian, left (1906 – 1957).

Joan Crawford? Oops, there has to be a no-puttin-it-about clause in their contract as well.

Miss Universe indeed! How do they know there’s not some nubile filly from Alpha Centauri or the Sontaran Empire who would not eclipse the field with her three eyes and four arms?

And where’s Miss Galaxy Quest?

So, this Zozibini Tunzi of South Africa won it, eh? How wonderfully PC of them, who was slipped how much? As for Miss World, that’s coming up on the 14th, this Saturday, where Vanessa Ponce will hand over her crown.

Why do wimmin do it? Well, for the Eve Imperative of course. And who is Man to scoff at that? I’m sure they’re all virginal like Miss Russia 2005 and nothing untoward goes on, like grabbing them by the … er … microphone.

Just personally, being from Mars, I … er … cough … do not find women in swimsuits and high heels particularly attractive, certainly not the giraffes they seem to get to these contests.

How about a Mrs. Post-Partum 2020, who must be in her 30s and can sport at least one spotty herbert? Height limit 5 foot four? No tadger.  Swimsuit section one piece 1920s? I’m sure some of those babes would scoop the awards.

As for species and race – well let’s test this out – seeing as Miss South Africa won it, let’s put this to the test – who is the most gorgeous filly in this field? Which one did even one of the band members blow a kiss to?

Now, let’s address this physical form thing and the still of the clip shows this clearly. I’d suggest that height in a woman = loss of curve.

Speaking purely aesthetically, mind, the one in red [Ashley Bodill by the way, Gauteng, grad of University of Pretoria] retains the continuity of line, one curve flows into the next, but give her some inches and it would be lost in the increasingly straight lines.  Also, to stay in proportion, they’d need to become more Serena Williams.

21. You SJW-phobic racist misogynist

20. Not even the most beautiful going

19. Important post about FOVIKS

18. When they’ve completely lost the plot

[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

5 comments for “Pre-election [3]

  1. December 11, 2019 at 01:14

    3. Some people think beauty pageants are a straightforward celebration of the beauty of women. But they’re wrong! Beauty pageants are all about justice. It’s totally unfair that some women should have an advantage just because they’re beautiful. That would be like allowing some athletes to have an unfair advantage in sprinting just because they happen to be able to run faster than anyone else.

    But the battle is far from won. How many of these beauty pageant titles are currently held by women with penises? We are still a long way from achieving social justice. The fight goes on! Victory of course is inevitable. I confidently predict that within a decade every single beauty pageant title will be held by a woman with a penis.

    • December 11, 2019 at 07:32

      You missed your calling as a satirist, DforD.

  2. December 11, 2019 at 01:21

    The girls from white countries were all black, the girls from Latin America were all white, and the South-East Asians were all unusually light skinned.
    The contestants chosen tell you about something going on in each of their countries.
    Also, Miss Bahamas was robbed.

    • December 11, 2019 at 07:33

      Miss Bahamas, eh? Must check her out.

  3. December 11, 2019 at 23:07

    This has been the case with every world agenda rolled out so far – get ahead of any legislation via the silly modern woman’s mind and the in-place heads and teachers, plus the deep captcha media/entertainment and there it is.

    This agenda started to build up steam in the mid-60s. A time when women were still level-headed and practical and actually wanted to preserve civilisation. And it was a time when the Old Establishment was still firmly in charge – rich businessmen, Civil Service types, etc. But the Old Establishment did not resist the Cultural Revolution. The logical conclusion is that they were in favour of it. They felt they had something to gain from it.

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