10. Virus 
Tried airplane mode, then switched hub off at the wall. No effect. When the laptop was used, same thing – Ivan says it is light. Wise Ole Techie once observed of me: ‘Man who likes conspiracy theories will always find the answer he seeks.’
Just entered day seven.
8. Two from Rossa’s mother
Seattle is a loony bin, a criminal one in West Seattle, and one of satan’s sanctuary cities by some accounts. A bit like Denver.
Now I warned the boys about too much smut and here it is again:
Just checked in case. Well I never:
[H/T Chuckles and haiku]