Friday too

12.  Resolution time in Lent

11.  Wouldn’t wish Corona

… on even Pelosi or the Anti-Pope, though it’s a close run thing:

At least he’s still mortal – seems to have caught the bug.

10.  Just what we need

… for cruising the ‘burbs:

9.  Muslim updates

8. Who’dathunkit?

[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

9 comments for “Friday too

  1. microdave
    February 28, 2020 at 11:27

    Re #10 – People were “Cruising the ‘burbs” nearly 60 years ago:

  2. dearieme
    February 28, 2020 at 11:56

    I wouldn’t believe any news from China about the virus. South Korea I might believe.

  3. Penseivat
    February 28, 2020 at 12:02

    8. Heard in the pub:
    “Of course, the Chinese already have the vaccine to deal with this coronary(sic) thingy. They need people to test it on and a few thousand Chinese becoming ill is just acceptable casualties, as is a comparatively few deaths. The Chinese always play the long game. Once the rest of the world has gone down with this, we’ll be defenceless and at their mercy as they can dictate their terms for buying the stuff.”
    Must stop listening to the Vicar.

  4. Lord T
    February 28, 2020 at 12:16

    Only 6% need Halal food. I’d argue that 0% need it. They just want it like a kid wants sweeties and they will scream and scream until they get it.

  5. Distant Relative
    February 28, 2020 at 13:35

    8. Given the totalitarianism of the Chinese gubermint shouldn’t we be sceptical of any photos, videos and reports they release? These reports are only allowed out because they want them out. Them at work to create panic and chaos.

    Food for thought:-
    ….China and India, two of the world’s largest producers of pharmaceuticals.

  6. Bob H
    February 28, 2020 at 14:47

    Its no good just labelling it Halal, it should be labelled Muslim Halal, so people understand who is pulling the strings and demanding these changes in UK society.

  7. Doonhamer
    February 28, 2020 at 21:51

    #12. Nice one.

    #9b. The bacon rolls during Ramadan are the real pisser though.

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