7. Julian Assange
6. Was talking to a scouser
… and asked him what he’d done with the planes:
Flogged em to the Froggies, I’d say.
5. I’m sure this is relevant
… to someone:
4. Mussies block Ealing Road
Yep, if the Mussies don’t get ya, if Corona lets you be, then climate extremists and antifa will surely get ya.
3. Numbskull corner – it ain’t juss the gals
2. Worst wimmin in the world
Yep, that creepy female Chucky in Bristol, a trainee horror in the making. But thank goodness for the Alexandras too though. Keeps us sane. Oh for good wimmin to make a reappearance – where are y’all?
1. Flushing Meadows, Queens, NY
No doubt it’s been much on your mind. I always have visions of this giant field with loos dotted about where people can do number twos. They then flush the meadows.
Then I looked it up and saw the name of the park. Yikes, let’s get outta there.
[H/T Chuckles and haiku]