7.  Julian Assange

Over at OoL

6.  Was talking to a scouser

… and asked him what he’d done with the planes:

Flogged em to the Froggies, I’d say.

5.  I’m sure this is relevant

… to someone:

4.  Mussies block Ealing Road

Yep, if the Mussies don’t get ya, if Corona lets you be, then climate extremists and antifa will surely get ya.

3.  Numbskull corner – it ain’t juss the gals

2. Worst wimmin in the world

Yep, that creepy female Chucky in Bristol, a trainee horror in the making. But thank goodness for the Alexandras too though.  Keeps us sane.  Oh for good wimmin to make a reappearance – where are y’all?

1. Flushing Meadows, Queens, NY

No doubt it’s been much on your mind. I always have visions of this giant field with loos dotted about where people can do number twos. They then flush the meadows.

Then I looked it up and saw the name of the park. Yikes, let’s get outta there.

[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

5 comments for “Saturday

  1. Distant Relative
    February 29, 2020 at 09:49

    Jumping ship for a while. Nowt to worry about, everything is comfy. Due back mid April and shall be offline until then. Hope NO continues along with your good self Mr H. If it doesn’t or I don’t make it back (there’s an element of risk with advancing years 🙂 ) thank you for having me and letting me clutter up this worthy blog.

    Us DRs are about to cross off something on our Bucket List. Won’t say more because it is not wise to reveal personal info on the net. 😉 (And to any getting peeved about the term “Bucket List” there are far, far worse things going on around us to raise your dander than that phrase! So please, open your eyes. 🙂 )

    Take care of yourself, yourselves and each other.

    Something to be going on with 😀

    • Andy5759
      February 29, 2020 at 14:44

      I look forward to hearing all about it. Have fun.

      There’s nothing wrong with bucket lists, I have one thing on mine: to stick around long enough to see how it all works out.

  2. Distant Relative
    February 29, 2020 at 09:51

    Haha! I think I just binned myself!

  3. February 29, 2020 at 13:34

    Words of thanks do not suffice – you were a key part of the direction and at least the archive is still here.

    Best with your sabattical.

  4. Andy5759
    February 29, 2020 at 14:40

    2. You have often referred to a certain type of woman here. Sometimes words do not suffice. Below is a link to a Daily Express article. The image at the top depicts an expression on a woman which speaks volumes to me.

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