… the traditional response is trust in the Lord but N2, once you’ve done that, is to make a comedic [sic] song about the whole thing, whatever the whole thing is at the time.
So I went searching [and retching], searching [and retching] and the first one which came up was sick – it was real footage of hazmat Chinese making sufferers dance. The rap numbers on youtube also weren’t good at all.
Then I found a gangnam karaoke and as the words were in Korean, it would do but then I got ill again and haven’t written it yet. That’s when I saw this girl and thought her attempt was nice:
Finally saw Kevin’s and thought hmmmm, probably can’t be beaten:
Memo to self – when using the traditional Russian and backwoodsman solution, there’s much science behind it:
… but possibly not with chapped lips.