Tuesday too

12. Meanwhile, for those still employed

11.  Imagine being known forever as pussy galore


10.  Wise

9.  Antibody test- – 50% accuracy


Sanity or draconian interference?


Oops, can’t say that:


8. What’s the wife do during lockdown?

Bless her.

7. When a doc speaks, we generally pay heed

COVID. ‘With’ ‘Of’ or ‘Because of’

[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

9 comments for “Tuesday too

  1. dearieme
    April 7, 2020 at 16:45

    “Despite making up just 13 per cent of the UK population …”: oh pull the other one.

    “a third of patients who fall critically ill with COVID-19 are from black, Asian or minority ethnic (BME) groups”: yeah but the deaths are disproportionately in London where there must be a good chance the BAME population exceeds 30%.

    The DM reporter might at least have given us the official government fairytale on the percentage of London residents who are BAME. We could then have multiplied by 1.5 (or 2 or 3) and assessed the situation.

    • April 7, 2020 at 19:01

      Let’s face it – who’d voluntarily live in London?

      • dearieme
        April 7, 2020 at 21:05

        The helicoptering classes.

  2. Alan
    April 7, 2020 at 17:45

    “A great little woman, and getting smaller all the time”.
    Sorry, couldn’t resist it.

  3. Wolfie
    April 7, 2020 at 18:40

    12 that was my day today. At least I’m working from home (toddler mad house).

  4. Doonhamer
    April 7, 2020 at 23:10

    Honor from a different age.
    No scandal, no kiss and tell, no crudity, no substance abuse, no crude display of wealth and no arrogance.
    A lady.

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