11. A head scratcher, this one
… for non-workplace dwellers. See what you can make of this:
Translation From VC-Backed PR Jargon to English of Magic Leap CEO Rony Abovitz’s Statement That He’s ‘Stepping Down’ – Friday, 29 May 2020 – from a company-wide memo sent by Magic Leap founder Rony Abovitz, Thursday.
Shhhhhh, don’t speak too loudly.
9. Bail money
Joe Biden’s staff is donating bail money to arrested Antifa
That means donations to Biden are being laundered to legal funds for domestic terrorism
— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) May 31, 2020
8. Meanwhile, from the gym
An Impala weighs 3600 pounds. It took at least 15 of those Antifa pussies to lift one side of it. That puts their average deadlift at 120. I’ve seen 10 y/o girls lift more than that. These pathetic losers should spend less time being pissed at the world and more time at the gym. https://t.co/JqTw4rWLck
— Greg D (@thepowergtd) May 31, 2020
[Chuckles and haiku will make a second appearance somewhere here]