Author: haiku

Speaks little and then only in tech haikus

Time to install your frigid panels

Calculations made after the diode created electricity showed that, when atmospheric effects are taken into consideration, the current device can theoretically generate almost 4 watts per square meter, roughly one million times what the group’s device generated and enough to help power…

GM Cruise

Sigh: https://techcrunch.com/2019/05/07/gm-cruise-raises-1-5b-at-a-19b-valuation-from-softbank-and-honda/ “Developing and deploying self-driving vehicles at massive scale is the engineering challenge of our generation,” said Cruise CEO Dan Ammann . “Having deep resources to draw on as we pursue our mission is a critical competitive advantage.”

Peak lunacy or brilliant idea?

The introduction of the ULEZ appears to have immediate impact as more motorists book driveways on the outskirts of London to park their cars YourParkingSpace.co.uk also reports dramatic increase in people registering their driveway or empty parking space Other cities…

Ice fishing

Two men decide to go on a week-long ice fishing competition. The fisherman who has caught the most fish by the end of the week will win the competition. It was decided that the contest take place on a remote…

Mexifornia headlines, 2039

# Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. # White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. # Spotted Owl plague threatens…

Internet – from open to closed

To be expected: EU Moves Forward With Agreement To Fundamentally Change The Internet From Open To Closed Despite the fact that even the staunchest supporters of Article 13 were asking for it to be dropped from the final version of…