Author: haiku

Speaks little and then only in tech haikus

Mexifornia headlines, 2039

# Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. # White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. # Spotted Owl plague threatens…

Internet – from open to closed

To be expected: EU Moves Forward With Agreement To Fundamentally Change The Internet From Open To Closed Despite the fact that even the staunchest supporters of Article 13 were asking for it to be dropped from the final version of…

How the senior should not appear

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: ~ A nose ring and bifocals. ~ Spiked hair and bald spots. ~ A pierced tongue and dentures. ~ Miniskirts and support hose. ~…

Superannuated sex machines

When I heard that two British age pensioners … https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/14/british-pensioner-suspected-smuggling-2m-cocaine-cruise-rushed/ … had been arrested in Lisbon for attempting to smuggle $3.5 million worth of cocaine on a Caribbean cruise ship last week, it was a reminder that the Hoary Hooligan…