Author: haiku

Speaks little and then only in tech haikus

Adopt Ahmed today

A Canadian liberal wrote many letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter and was sent the following: National Defense…

Not such a joke perhaps

Intended as jokes but turning out to be very real indeed: 1. A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to…

Sound of one hand clapping

Hmmmm: 1. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. 2. She was only a whiskey maker, but he…