Author: haiku

Speaks little and then only in tech haikus

Not such a joke perhaps

Intended as jokes but turning out to be very real indeed: 1. A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to…

Sound of one hand clapping

Hmmmm: 1. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. 2. She was only a whiskey maker, but he…

Cook in your coffee pot

These are just two of the foods you can cook without the use of pots and pans: 1. Oatmeal Put two packets of instant oatmeal into the carafe. Add an individual packet of honey, an individual packet of fruit jam,…