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This was sent by haiku and is “a selection of letters sent in to the Washington Post by the clueless, usually in response to a headline”.

The idea is that we mock these idiots but in reading them, there is much I agree with and some which are obviously OTT I believe may have been a wind-up by some wag.

Anyway:

To the editor:
Does The Post so hate America that you wish to deliver our national secrets into the hands of our enemies? I refer of course to The Post’s publication of page after page of “Classified” information, blatantly labeled as such in type so large that even the most dimwitted spy can hardly fail to miss it!

Like it. Classified ads.

20,000 POUND PAVEMENTS TO HELP HOMELESS
To the Editor:
Are you people idiots? What the homeless need are homes, not 10 tons of additional pavement! This donation is cruel, like giving 20,000 Zippos to a burn ward.

BMW solves erectile dysfunction?

694 Mystic Red Metallic 1995 K11RS

Via Chuckles:

The California man who claimed that he suffered from a 20-month erection after a four-hour ride on his BMW K1100RS motorcycle (similar model pictured above) has had his case dismissed. It seems the court found his claims too hard to believe.

As the article points out:

If BMW had been found liable, it’s possible it would’ve found a whole new group of buyers desiring its bikes…

Should have thought that a flood of litigation would follow, to the point companies might have to decide whether it would be worth proceeding in that marketplace. And doctors worldwide may well have prescribed purchase of said bike for erectile dysfunction.…