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Boom-boom

# I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they’re still walking about with it.

I thought to myself, they’ve lost the plot!!

# My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Bugger this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

# I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

# Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.

# My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

# Paddy says “Mick, I’m thinking of buying a Labrador ……..”Blow that” says Mick “have you seen how many of their owners go blind?”

# My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker.…