[By Wiggia, Ella and Dury by James]

It was good news hearing that Ronnie Scott’s jazz club, after 50 years, was finally making money.

For the previous owners and founders, Ronnie Scott and Pete King, now sadly no longer with us, this institution and almost final bastion of the classic jazz club was always teetering on the edge of bankruptcy.

As Ronnie himself famously said “it’s easy to make a million with a jazz club, just start with two million”.…

Nul points?    My message for Molly, something she could try:

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General Taylor was an interesting song- halyard or capstan and confusing two well-known figures.

Bonny black hare is not all that subtle once it gets going:…

Tha gach uile dhuine air a bhreth saor agus co-ionnan ann an urram ‘s ann an còirichean. Tha iad air am breth le reusan is le cogais agus mar sin bu chòir dhaibh a bhith beò nam measg fhein ann an spiorad bràthaireil.…