When you buy a new pair of leather shoes which require breaking in, just insert John West tuna lunch lids [cardboard and octagonal] down the backs of your socks so the edge of the upper doesn’t dig into the bone.
This will eventually tame the shoes whilst turning your motion robotic.
Remember – the fork might well be included but it’s not going to help you all that much in this situation.
Do you recall your post sometime back about things with only one function? Who would’ve guessed that shoe breaker-ins could also function as tuna lunch lids? Thus does civilisation advance…
Do you have a tip for the slippy leather soles?
Andrew – more to come.
Cherie – sadly, I don’t.