Pamela Anderson “abuses” little girl

Pams-No-Child-Abuser-90ab0fa75dcfaa083b62dbacaac1e674-pamelaandersonHSawardsPamela Anderson has been accused by the New York Post of appalling child abuse. An impassioned plea by Hollywood Life dotcom says she’s no abuser.

Here are the tawdry details of what she did to the little girl – don’t read on if you have a weak heart:

She allowed the 9 year old girl to carry the train of her Vivienne Westwood gown at some awards ceremony.  The little girl was apparently morally deflowered by the encounter and fidgeted half the time.

The matter is so serious that a psychologist had to be wheeled in for an opinion:

Dr. Joanne Demore, a child and adolescent psychotherapist in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. sees no harm at all in Adelaide’s evening activities. “If the child wanted to and the mom approved, then it’s not child abuse,” says Dr. Demore.

Phew!  Without that testimony, the people of the United States and indeed, the world, would have cast Pamela Anderson into purgatory for the debauchery of her young charge.  After all, she did make that video a few years back.

Thanks the Lord for the moral watchdogs in our community.

5 comments for “Pamela Anderson “abuses” little girl

  1. October 14, 2009 at 23:36

    If Pamela needs an older volunteer to lift up her dress then I am here to help. It seems only gentlemanly to offer.

  2. October 15, 2009 at 02:35

    Back of the queue… if you please.

  3. October 15, 2009 at 02:47

    “After all, she did make that video a few years back.”

    Two videos.

    So I heard.

  4. October 15, 2009 at 10:15

    Oddly the child has a Volkswagen logo by her head… why?

  5. October 15, 2009 at 18:33

    Accusing people of child cruelty etc seems to be the in thing to do at the moment. How have we got degraded to all this nonsense!

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