Tuesday too

12. Augmented hash browns

Think I’m getting the hang of these things.

11.  Enjoy your flight

Just not on 777-X or 737 MAX.

10. Slut-suited women

9.  Vital questions of our time


8. You planning to buy

… chicken or eggs today?

7. Sounds like half the population


[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

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10 comments for “Tuesday too

  1. dearieme
    January 28, 2020 at 12:43

    Lunch will be roast tatties with ‘slaw, accompanied by whichever chutney we’re trying to polish off at the mo’. Mango and ginger, I expect.

    Can anyone recommend a good aubergine pickle or aubergine chutney? Waitrose used to do a stormer but they changed the recipe and now it’s nowt special.

  2. Distant Relative
    January 28, 2020 at 13:44

    We had roasted poulet, gravy, roasted parsnips, roasted garlic and natures little fart bombs. Belated Christmas dinner, sort of, because we were both ill for the one in December.

    Re Aubergine pickle/chutney/relish.

    We make this from this online recipe and find it delish with cold cuts and strong cheese.

    • dearieme
      January 28, 2020 at 19:24


      • Chuckles
        January 28, 2020 at 20:12

        Some of the best I’ve had have all been in Italian restaurants or deli’s, this sort of thing –


        and inevitably family type recipes ‘made by granny in the home kitchen the night before’ sort of thing, but very nice indeed.

        Perhaps someone like Tracklements make something similar?

  3. January 28, 2020 at 22:30


  4. January 29, 2020 at 01:30

    Since the corner store got rid of their chutneys, the closest to pickled eggplant I can find is shibazuke, which is usually served as part of oshinko (pickled veg assortment).


    • January 29, 2020 at 08:11

      Sounds most oriental.

  5. Penseivat
    January 29, 2020 at 14:24

    10. “I may dress like a hooker, but don’t sexualise me.”
    If you don’t have any talent, show them your t*ts!

  6. January 30, 2020 at 18:00


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