Friday

7. Karen to be honoured

6.ย  Cautionary tale

May I strongly, yet at the same time humbly suggest, that if you decide to go to your local shop and buy, say, mini-Kievs, which you then proceed to do in the oven on a pizza dish, please ensure that they are not round … because when you take them out in the semi-darkness, late evening, these little round Vesuvii are quite capable of rolling off the inclined pan straight onto your bare foot.

5. In a kimono

4.ย  To build does not necessarily mean to fly

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/28/737_max_production_resumes/

3. All out fraud in California

2.ย  It’s all in the url

https://wattsupwiththat.com/2020/05/27/eat-bugs-eu-pressing-member-states-to-promote-climate-friendly-insect-protein-diets/

1. Power drunk Hancock

[H/T Chuckles and haiku]

11 comments for “Friday

  1. Distant Relative
    May 29, 2020 at 08:32

    1. “Heinrich Hancock” ๐Ÿ˜€
    2. I’ll pass on that but have no prob with the heads of current EU nations scarfing bugs.
    6. Ouch!

    Hollywood aiding and abetting protesters. Probably also backed by Sore-Ar$e

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/steve-carell-seth-rogen-stars-donating-bail-out-minneapolis-protesters

    (Your note “Minneapolis tomorrow morning” in the box up top ^ could be misconstrued as an invitation to a rendezvous possibly?)

    • May 29, 2020 at 08:46

      It could. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Distant Relative
        May 29, 2020 at 11:20

        Thread from twitter re recent events across the Pond.

        “Letโ€™s go through the very ODD things regarding the situation in my home state!
        1. VP of Mpls city council states George Floyd and Ex-Officer Chauvin worked to together for 17 years…”

        https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1266261987639521281.html

  2. dearieme
    May 29, 2020 at 12:59

    #5: trust the fox murderer to get involved – it turns out that the “narrative” is almost entirely false.

    https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/05/29/the-media-story-about-dominic-cummings-has-collapsed/

    It’s said that Cummings is going to leave his job at the end of the year once Brexit is finally done and dusted. I hope he uses his retirement to sue whatever of the Main Stream Media survives that long. And pompous arse barristers.

    • May 29, 2020 at 15:24

      I pray for it daily. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Doonhamer
    May 29, 2020 at 15:48

    #5. All the parties just want this to stop now before the smell of hypocrisy is even noticed by msm – it’s a given that the Beeb will just use its Nelson’s telescope trick, combined with ” Look, a squirrel. “.
    Labour have the sneaky Stephen Kinnock, SNP have Fat Boy Blackford who took a quick birl from London to Skye, and that most principled Tory Scot MP who resigned because of Boris’ treatment of Cummings after his trip oop Norf, himself drove down from far north of Scotland, Moray, to London in order to get a good broadband.
    So, shhhh, don’t shake the tree. Or poke the hornets nest.

  4. Doonhamer
    May 29, 2020 at 15:56

    #4. Ah, but is it a cunning plan to get some of that lovely, lovely government compensation?
    The reasoning being that but for this pesky virus thingy they would be in full production of this (literally) ground breaking aeroplane.

  5. Toodles
    May 30, 2020 at 08:01

    Protective Domes….silly frogs!

    Would you believe it has already been done? Also I am sure it was a lot more fun than sitting at a table eating by yourself with someone else.

    The Cone of Silence. Get Smart! ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. May 30, 2020 at 08:34

    Yes times three.

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